Everyone's taste buds are certainly not the same, but I don't think I've ever read a more lustful critique of such crappy food. Ever.
I've never been to the TGI Friday's in Nampa (the picture in the story above says it all), but I've been to other ones before, and seeing how they are cookie cutters of themselves I don't think I'll go anytime soon. I have to say that of all the sit down fast food joints, TGI Friday's is the worst -- it is running really close in craptaculousness to Chili's, but it takes the previously frozen cake.
Well, I'm not a complete snob as some of you may think. I have been to pretty much all the sit down fast food joints over the years, after all, one does have to make compromises and concessions. I will say that for the last 1-2 years I really have stuck to my guns and refused to go the chain route.
So, if I had to rate the major chains in our area, I'd probably go as follows:
- Red Robin - Really not a bad place for a burger, any place that asks how you would like your burger cooked gets points in my book. They also have decent fries and some good beers on tap. It just has that one lingering problem that is hard for me to overcome; screaming kids. But this is their turf and not mine, so I won't complain about them.
- Ruby Tuesdays - We really dug this joint when we were living in Georgia in our younger days -- it is a lot like Applebees, only much better. Rumors are abound that one is coming to the valley.
- Applebees - Even though nearly every product comes from a frozen bag in the back room and is promptly tossed into a vat of oil, it is stomachable -- with copious amounts of really cold beer.
- Outback - Can be doable. The only place in Nampa that has Pyramid Hefeweizen on tap. Two lemon slices please.
- Red Lobster - We used to only go for lobster fest, well, I went for my wife so she could have lobster fest. But even she is now done with this place, their sub-par seafood is exuberantly priced, chewy and just plain flavorless. Why this place has an hour wait line is beyond me. Once you've had fresh Maine lobster, or rock lobster from the Caribbean Sea, well, the rest just sucks.
- Joe's Crab Shack - OMG is this place annoying. Been once, never again.
- Olive Garden - Why do people think that this is Italian food? Used to think that soup-salad-breadsticks were good as well as a good value. Not any more. If you want frozen Italian "style" dinners look no further then the frozen section of your local grocery store. A bag of Bertolli and a box of wine will feed 4, only set ya back 15 bucks and taste just as good.
- Johnny Carino's - See above. Used to like their wine dinners (food was off menu) when a certain owner of a certain wine distributor was picking the wines. Haven't been for well over two years, and won't be back.
- Chili's - No, those aren't good ribs and it is not a festive party atmosphere, now get over yourselves -- GoodWood take note, your "BBQ" blows too.
- TGI Friday's - I don't know how many times we used to give this place a shot. Everything about it just screams sordid nightmares about the shitty side of American consumerism.
Several of these places are on my "never again" list; well, 5 through 10. The others, I don't go there by choice, but I'm willing if we're a part of a larger group. I'm a bit of a foodie, but by no means a food snob, and there is a difference. I'm also not an inconsiderate jackass -- well, most of the time I'm not.
I will say that we almost went to Red Robin last week because my wife and I were craving a good burger and beer -- and frankly, there isn't anywhere (that I know of) to get a good burger and draft beer in Nampa. We did however stick our non-chain guns and went to Smokey Mountain Pizza instead (a chain yes, but an Idaho one), and were sorely disappointed once again. Smokey Mountain is creeping up on my "never again" list as well.
Bottom line; if you can, eat local. I promise that 8 times out of 10 it'll be better. Most likely it'll be better for you, your taste buds and it is always better for the local economy.
So, if you like 'em or even if you don't like them -- how would you rate the major chains?
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